HQBUTT: THE GOAT LEGEND

HQButt, fam, the sickest of them all. This ain't no BS, this is straight facts. From the firstplay he stepped on the scene, HQButt was a phenomenon. He's got the moves to destroy any competition, and the swag to back it up. Seriously, this dude is on another plane of play. His strategy is unmatched, he's always one step before. HQButt is

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